Why yes, yes that is a LIZARD that I killed underneath my tennis shoe. Anyone want to come get it up for me?
I loathe fire drills.
I didn’t win the OCFO Employee of the Quarter. I was totally robbed if you ask me, I mean who cares if the girl that won woke up at 3am one morning to check and see if something was running properly. Sounds like someone needs to get a life, personally.
In other news, I wore pink tights yesterday and skinny jeans on Friday. Who am I?
I’m not sure whether or not to laugh or call DFCS because they’re letting a baby dance on the table like that. Today, I laughed.
What did people do before online tracking was an option? Just wait?
So. That was crazy! Me being gone all that time! I’m back with a vengeance - so get excited! My life these days consists of bullet points and emails, so that’s how I’m going to address my life over the past, oh, 4 weeks:
*So you knew my house flooded. And my Mom’s. Guess who got a new roommate? You guessed it - me! Living with your mother for 3 weeks really does produce lots of blogging stories as you can imagine. Like how I wasn’t able to watch what I wanted to on television because the local news and the weather channel were WAYYY more thrilling or how she screened my phone call FROM A PHONE THAT I PAY FOR, you know that kind of thing.
*I went to a charming little town in NC for a family wedding. My cousin (male) got married, except for the fact that he forgot to get his wedding license so technically they aren’t married…yet. His response: “It’s my first wedding!” Hopefully he’ll do it right the 2nd time around.
*I also had a little jaunt to NYC after the wedding with my Mom and sister-in-law. They had to work, while I played. I did awesome new yorker things like sit next to Billy Joel during lunch, eat a cupcake from Magnolia bakery, shop at saks (oopsies), g-chat from Rockefeller Plaza, get a blister from walking, shop shop shop!, etc.
*During my vacay, I learned that the awesome company I work for participated in the newest trend - layoffs! (!) Oh, I’m sorry, it’s actually called a right-sizing initiative. My bad. I’m safe, thank the good Lord above, but several aren’t. Go figure.
*In related news, the day before the right sizing initiative occurred, I was nominated for OCFO Employee of the Quarter. Go me! I was excited until I remembered that they flash a picture of me on screen…awkward.
*Prior to the flood of 2k9, I became obsessed with Friday Night Lights. It really is the best show on television! I had to stop the incessant watching due to the new roommate and all, but I intend to start back up ASAP.
*Is charging my Mother rent in the form of new boots rude? Hope not!
*OH! I switched to tumblr and bought my own domain. I am officially a loser.
Toodoolo, Motherfuckers!
Remember when my house and my Mom’s house both flooded? That’s where I’ve been…how about you? Now I’m headed on a little vacay to drink lots of this!
I just got a work email in Spanish. Um, no.
You know what I hate? These. And minivans. But mostly, these.
I was sucked into one of the most fascinating MTV True Life’s to date…on:
